Language Facts

:::Rajnikanth can speak Chinese in Tamil language...
Can U? :p

Exam Idea

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If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajnikanth.

Invention 2012

Rajnikanth can use a film-camera to take digital shots... :D :D :D

What color is Rajnikanth’s blood?
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Trick question!



Rajinikanth never bleeds. :p :D :D

Dad Of Maths

Rajnikanth can draw a square with 4 circles....

Rajni Books OF Guniess Records

:: Rajnikanth can hold his breathe for nine years

Amazing Rajni

::Once Rajnikanth got sick with some illness. Nobody knows its name because it became extinct soon after

Once Rajnikanth had an aeroplane. The airport landed on it safely

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One day while swimming from Africa to America, RAJNIKANT lost his underware in the Atlantic ocean.
From that day people call that place “The Bermuda Triangle”. :D

Superb Rajni::

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Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone... :p :D :D

PJ

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Who can stop more than 50 cars with 1 hand... Trafic police.. Haar baar Rajinikanth thodi hoga...

Super Rajni::

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If you want a list of Rajinikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

* Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Basketball player: "I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours, can U?".
      Rajinikanth: "How the hell do U think the earth rotates?

Rajinikanth wanted to organize a small show for his family and friends and
      that's how CommonWealth Games came to India.

Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as
 "Guiness book of world records" and his childhood homework is now called "Wikipedia."

Computer viruses are looking for Anti-Rajinikanth software.

Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.

Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ...

Rajini was born on 30th Feb, since then that date was removed from calendar so that noone else gets the same birthday.

Rajnikanth can run Windows 7 on 64KB memory.

Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikant's house together.. it was teachers day!

Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary..

Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in richter scale.

Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony... He went down to pick it up, but it was not there.... hmmmm... He reached there before the coin...

::Rajnikant Fact::

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Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder
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Super Rajni

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Rajinikanth can make 2 parallel lines intersect just by staring at them.